I swear to god, before I even clicked on the link I thought two things:

1) The video will be shot in portrait mode.

2) Some idiot will shout “Worldstar!”.

Still nowhere near as amusing as the other big local story this week: A guy working at Taco Bell who shot a complaining customer with a BB gun.

All this dump needs is for the government to erect giant walls and for Kurt Russell to show up in an eye patch.

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shittywebcomics:

priceofliberty:

Apparently this picture from the set of Jurassic Park went viral and people actually thought Spielberg had killed the last living triceratops on earth. Here are just a few examples.



Steven Spielberg, I’m disappointed in you. I’m not watching any of your movies again ANIMAL KILLER.






Disgraceful. No wonder dinosaurs became extinct. Sickos like this kill every last one of them as soon as they are discovered. He should be in prison.






He should be killed instead. Beautiful creature innocently living millions of years ago then this monster comes along.




Why social justice and veganism and whatever else should be exterminated.

The only difference between the world we’re currently living in and IDIOCRACY is that Terry Crews isn’t President. Yet.

shittywebcomics:

priceofliberty:

Apparently this picture from the set of Jurassic Park went viral and people actually thought Spielberg had killed the last living triceratops on earth. Here are just a few examples.

Steven Spielberg, I’m disappointed in you. I’m not watching any of your movies again ANIMAL KILLER.

Disgraceful. No wonder dinosaurs became extinct. Sickos like this kill every last one of them as soon as they are discovered. He should be in prison.

He should be killed instead. Beautiful creature innocently living millions of years ago then this monster comes along.

Why social justice and veganism and whatever else should be exterminated.

The only difference between the world we’re currently living in and IDIOCRACY is that Terry Crews isn’t President. Yet.