I swear to god, before I even clicked on the link I thought two things:

1) The video will be shot in portrait mode.

2) Some idiot will shout “Worldstar!”.

Still nowhere near as amusing as the other big local story this week: A guy working at Taco Bell who shot a complaining customer with a BB gun.

All this dump needs is for the government to erect giant walls and for Kurt Russell to show up in an eye patch.

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shittywebcomics:

priceofliberty:

Apparently this picture from the set of Jurassic Park went viral and people actually thought Spielberg had killed the last living triceratops on earth. Here are just a few examples.



Steven Spielberg, I’m disappointed in you. I’m not watching any of your movies again ANIMAL KILLER.






Disgraceful. No wonder dinosaurs became extinct. Sickos like this kill every last one of them as soon as they are discovered. He should be in prison.






He should be killed instead. Beautiful creature innocently living millions of years ago then this monster comes along.




Why social justice and veganism and whatever else should be exterminated.

The only difference between the world we’re currently living in and IDIOCRACY is that Terry Crews isn’t President. Yet.

shittywebcomics:

priceofliberty:

Apparently this picture from the set of Jurassic Park went viral and people actually thought Spielberg had killed the last living triceratops on earth. Here are just a few examples.

Steven Spielberg, I’m disappointed in you. I’m not watching any of your movies again ANIMAL KILLER.

Disgraceful. No wonder dinosaurs became extinct. Sickos like this kill every last one of them as soon as they are discovered. He should be in prison.

He should be killed instead. Beautiful creature innocently living millions of years ago then this monster comes along.

Why social justice and veganism and whatever else should be exterminated.

The only difference between the world we’re currently living in and IDIOCRACY is that Terry Crews isn’t President. Yet.

Opened up the mailbox today to see that on Saturday that mailman put what looks like all of the mail for this street and the next street over in my mailbox. I don’t know if it was just an honest mistake or he just doesn’t give a damn and didn’t feel like delivering it himself.
I suppose this is slightly better than the mailman who was just throwing mail away or the other mailman that was putting it all in a storage unit and in his dead mother’s house. At least this stuff wound up in an actual mailbox, just not the right one. (It’s going back in there with the flag up, because I’m not getting paid by the government to deliver other people’s mail to them.)
This sort of thing is why I worry whenever I have a package from Amazon or other online retailers and they send it via USPS or FedEx Smartpost which uses USPS. I’ll never forget the time I was expecting a package from overseas. The tracking showed it as “out for delivery”. The mailman pulled up to the box and left the mail. No package despite it showing as “out for delivery”. I was home in case I had to sign for it and waiting for the mail. Check the online tracking a little while later and it shows as “knocked and left tag on door”. Uh. No. I watched him and he didn’t get out of his little golf cart-style mail truck. No tag anywhere to be found. Ugh. Bring on Amazon drones.

Opened up the mailbox today to see that on Saturday that mailman put what looks like all of the mail for this street and the next street over in my mailbox. I don’t know if it was just an honest mistake or he just doesn’t give a damn and didn’t feel like delivering it himself.

I suppose this is slightly better than the mailman who was just throwing mail away or the other mailman that was putting it all in a storage unit and in his dead mother’s house. At least this stuff wound up in an actual mailbox, just not the right one. (It’s going back in there with the flag up, because I’m not getting paid by the government to deliver other people’s mail to them.)

This sort of thing is why I worry whenever I have a package from Amazon or other online retailers and they send it via USPS or FedEx Smartpost which uses USPS. I’ll never forget the time I was expecting a package from overseas. The tracking showed it as “out for delivery”. The mailman pulled up to the box and left the mail. No package despite it showing as “out for delivery”. I was home in case I had to sign for it and waiting for the mail. Check the online tracking a little while later and it shows as “knocked and left tag on door”. Uh. No. I watched him and he didn’t get out of his little golf cart-style mail truck. No tag anywhere to be found. Ugh. Bring on Amazon drones.

I spent the early portion of my Thursday taking my dogs to the vet. Both checked out fine and got their vaccinations. While there, he gave me some pills (to prevent heart worms) to give each of them when we got home.

The younger of my dogs happily chomped his pill right down, and went about his business.

The other dog took hers and she spat it out. Then I tried hiding it in peanut butter and wound up with hands covered in peanut butter and a dog who wasn’t fooled. All this left me asking, “Why didn’t the vet just give each of them their worm pill right after the examination?”

I get to look forward to trying to trick my dog for the next 12 months. After that I’m getting the chewable kind that look like little candybars for dogs next time.

Kids React To Gameboy

Y’know, if I were their age, I’d probably react the same way. My favorite quote was, “I kinda feel sad for the people in the past.”

I don’t take the huge advancement in graphics in modern games for granted. Maybe it’s because I’ve watched games evolve as I’ve grown up.

I’d like to horrify these kids with stories of going to an arcade. “When I was a kid, you actually had to leave your house if you wanted to play a video game. You’d have to go to a place with other people and a lot of times if you wanted to play a game, you’d have to wait in line. Then you’d have to pay every time you wanted to play or continue when you died, and the games were harder because they didn’t tell you how to do everything. You had to figure it out for yourself.”

As nostalgic as I am for older games and systems, to somebody who didn’t grow up with that stuff, it sounds like caveman-style gaming.

This stuff just gets more blatant and blatant all of the time. Eventually, these politicians, government agencies, and big corporations are going to hear these complaints and basically come right out and say, “Fuck you. There’s nothing you can do about it.” and go right back to screwing the public.