Mike's Box Of Awesome

Saw this posted somewhere, and it’s far too true. Then again I’ve become one of those old people who doesn’t know who any of the popular acts are today. I see the names in headlines and that’s about it. I couldn’t pick an Adele or Beiber out of a lineup if a gun was to my head. The only reason I know who Katy Perry is is because she has fantastic tits and dresses like some sort of hooker for circus clowns. (It’s certainly not because of her music, because that broad can’t sing.)